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I hope they go 0-162

this dad on say yes to the dress is making me mad like if my dad said he didn’t want me to look like a ho at my wedding id show up in next to nothing

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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yoenisthemenace:

If the Angels win the World Series I will literally lay down in front of traffic.

MIP count: 6

*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me: BALLIN
me: BALL IS LIFE
me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

i’m moving to lubbock tomorrow and i want to die

(Source: Spotify)

naughtyconservative:

Business is beautiful. Not only are you making money for yourself, but you’re also providing products people need. You can also make them better and cheaper if you’re competing for people to buy your products over the other business. I love it.

#truly an art

(via runningrepublican)

What if a shower caddy wasn’t a container that you transport your shower items in. What if it was like a golf caddy? Someone who follows you to the shower and stands there and hands you your shampoo, soap/shower gel, loofah, occasionally offering useful tips about water temperature, pressure etc.

(Source: julioteheran)

MVP MVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVPMVP

(Source: baseball-heaven)

(Source: richardsherman)

freejimmer:

legendary

(Source: vernondaviscrying, via gerritcole)

molegan:

uhhh jpa pitched tonight??? did the rangers decide he wasn’t useless enough at one position and decided he needed to be useless at two

(via meaghanmikkelson)

kickoffcoverage:

We’re not really sure why people keep doing this, but maybe this guy knows something we don’t know, he lost a bet or should enter a rehab program ASAP.

These bitches at the bank is stupid